People and Pregnancy

You are probably aware of our current economic downfall, right? Apparently there's a recession on? I was never really that aware of the loss of hundreds if not thousands of jobs, people anxiously holding onto their precious Louis Vuitton wallets or the plummeting stock exchange, but what I DID in fact notice was many teenage girls getting fat, i mean, PREGNANT.

Now I am not one to say anything about sex and I'm definitely not a sex educator, but what I can say is WHAT THE? Was there something in the water that I missed out on? Was there a Sex Expo i didn't get invited to? (and trust me, I am insanely popular, lol) Simply, what I was trying to find out was why were there so many teenage pregnancies? In Otaki?

Now you don't need to be retarded to figure out how to wrap a cock in a condom, so my next question was.... Is there a college cult? After speaking to many of the pregnant girls, whom I know well, I found it wasn't some sort of alien experiment after all. It was simply coincidence.

Fifteen (yes, I have counted on one hand) young teenage girls had babies this month and, for a small town, I am quite shocked. Was insufficient sexual education the key? No, but safeguarding the problem (and yes, breeding IS a problem) could have prevented many families lives from heart-ache.

Since looking online for pictures for this story, I have found quite a funny yet, slightly disturbing ads about teenage pregnancy in Milwaukee, USA. The link for the above image, and many more can be found here.